Jimmy Bulge -Lead Vocals

Rumor has it that Jimmy was raised deep beneath the tunnels of Madison Square Garden, where his father worked during the 1980′s as a lowly stage hand on many of the touring music acts that came into New York City.

Jimmy would often skip school to join his father at work, and here he was privy to the sounds of the greatest 80s rock bands that ever graced the Garden stage. This led to a love for face-melting singing, tights, bright lights, big hair, fog machines and a devotion to the music of the 1980s. “It’s more than a passion or a love for this music,” says Jimmy, “it’s my life!”

Jimmy soon found his way to Hollywood and like any young rocker, ended up singing dead end gigs throughout town before landing the only stable job he could find, valet parking cars for the who’s-who at the Hollywood Bowl. Jimmy Bulge thought all was lost, until one night as he was retrieving a car and singing along to Whitesnake on his walkman.

As he lusciously vocalized through “Here I Go Again” a crowd including Rick Springfield, Pat Benetar, Elizabeth Shue and Scott Baio all rushed to hear the marvelous voice echoing from the Valet line.

Jimmy threw off his valet vest, hopped into a limo with record execs, full of denim and leather-skirted hotties and headed down to the Sunset Strip on a voyage of foolishness called the music business. Cars, women, houses, women, videos, women, antiques, women, fame, fortune, wedding reception music and women would dominate Jimmy’s life from now until forever.

Jimmy says himself, “it’s crazy, most people have an alarm clock to wake them up for work, who needs an alarm if you never fall asleep?” Jimmy goes on to talk about his hobbies and how he finds time to relax amidst being the singer of the rockingest wedding reception music. “I really enjoy working around the house, I just put in a diamond driveway and I added another section to my garage for this thing they call a hovercraft, it looked cool, I’m not really sure what it does?”
Jimmy remains to this day single, never married, no kids he is aware of and maintains that “the Bulge just cant be tamed, besides, there is more than enough Bulge for everyone baby!” Jimmy Bulge was now the hottest thing to hit the rock scene since herpes, and what came next was just the beginning.
Kenny Karate - Guitar

Recently elevated from White Belt to Yellow Belt, Kenny chops and kicks his way through face-melting guitar solos. With the discipline of the Cobra Kai Dojo, Kenny Karate has the crowd mystified by his precision of flash and sound. Kenny Karate makes every 80s song sound just like they did 25 years ago! He can’t stay out too late otherwise the horn to his mom’s minivan will start honking and then Kenny knows it’s time to be picked up! You wouldn’t know from his awesome and aggressive guitar playing that Kenny Karate is the kind and caring one of the group, always happy to lend a hand or give a kind compliment to a lady. Ask him for the latest demonstration in self-defense and he is happy to show his latest and greatest move. He may be fresh off the All-Valley Karate Championships or you may get lucky and hear the story of his latest defeat of a 9 year old. Kenny always pleases and never teases, when he hits the stage he is all the rage. And if you’re a real good girl Kenny Karate will take that guitar and rock your world!
Daz Dagwood - Bass

He would have you believe there is no greater joy than 80s New Wave Music and the fashion sense to go along. Daz is the resident costumer, shopper, stylist, critic and overall say-so of everything and anything that has to do with the fashion, finesse, mystery and style of The Young Guns. You may think Prince and The Revolution are missing their bassist? You may only count 98 Luft Balloons in the sky? You may even pronounce his name wrong, but one thing is always right with Daz Dagwood, the bass is so funky, the clothes are sexy and the attitude is 100% groovy! One look from Daz and you may fall in love, one note from his bass may have you falling even deeper into love with the most stylish and seductive notes ever heard from a bass guitar.
Kid Lightning -Drums

Rounding out the band, from parts unkown, comes Kid Lightning, the legendary drummer bringing the fire and rage of a bolt from the sky. Blazing drum fills, boiling over in energy, Often times Kid Lightning doesn’t know, literally, you will hear him say, “Kid Lightning Doesn’t Know?” His mind wanders to places only the most highly trained and skilled experts dare venture. The hair is wild, the cape is large, the red undies are tight but he is in charge!

Afterall, someone has to make this town safe again for Rock and Roll! The super hero of 80’s music, the caped crusader of butt kickin licks and fills, the hero of Here We Go! Kid Lightning lays down the beat and rocks so hard people have actually had their socks knocked off by The Young Guns.

 

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